Fifty Shades of Cray

†ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏᴘᴇɴ†

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"At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare."

- Caitlin Moran (via scatteredandshining)

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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(Source: cishetmoved, via gnarly)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via gnarly)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via catastrophicloser)

these love quotes and pics on my tumblr need to gtfo

(Source: fiftyshadesofcrayy)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via catastrophicloser)

catastrophicloser:

When my best friend and I see a cute boy alone.

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via catastrophicloser)

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420, via catastrophicloser)